Thursday, 24 October 2019

Funny English Jokes for WhatsApp

So English, I extravagant all of you concur, is the most amusing language you at any point saw.

English may be the most boundless language on the planet however there's still no ham in cheeseburger, no egg in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.

A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.

The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,

Mom, who are they ?

Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.

Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?

He says, son they are prostitutes. They sleep and earn money!

Child Asks: Then mom what happens to the kids these women give birth to?


The thing you're searching for is constantly found in the last spot you look.

Very Funny Non Veg Joke in Hindi 2019

What did the man who strolled into a bar say? Ouch!

For what reason did the kid eat his schoolwork? Since the educator revealed to him it was easy.

What are two things individuals never have breakfast? Lunch and supper.

For what reason is the number six so frightened? Since seven eight nine!

In the event that the plural of man is constantly called men, for what reason shouldn't the plural of dish be called pen?

On the off chance that we are mankind, at that point who is winning?

On the off chance that veggie lovers eat vegetables, at that point what in heaven's name do philanthropic people eat?!

True Love Story Read Online in English 2019

PAKISTAN Duniya Ka Wahid Mulk Hai,

Jahan Zakhaair Zameen Se Daryaft Hony K Bajaye

SARKARI Officers K Banglon Se Daryaft Hoty Hen.. :-D

Daanton Ko Bachane
3 Tareeqe..,,

1 Rozana Bursh Kerna.,
2 Chocolate Aur Sweets Kam Khana..,
3 Mujhe Roz SMS Kerna.. :-D


Teacher : Great is the one who helps others all the time
Pappu : But Sir …
At the time of the exam, you become great yourself
Nor allow us to become

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

टीचर  : सबसे ज्यादा नशा किसमें होता है  ?
स्टूडेंट: किताबों में…
खोलते ही नींद आने लगती है

Very Funny Jokes in Hindi 2019 for Whatsapp

Some composing tips:

Misrepresentation is a trillion times more regrettable than modest representation of the truth.

Non-serious inquiries, who needs them?

When writing in English, withdrawals shouldn't be utilized.

Quit utilizing outcry marks!!!

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